Please… escargot away from me.
This deadpan, slightly unhinged snail mug says what you’re thinking, just with a little more sophistication and a smile. Featuring a charmingly indifferent gothy snail, this design blends quiet humor with just enough edge.
Perfect for mornings when conversation is optional and distance is preferred.
Why you’ll love it:
Minimalist, deadpan humor with a clever wordplay twist
Cute meets slightly morbid (as all good things should)
Ideal for coffee, tea, or emotionally processing the day
Perfect for:
Introverts and low-social-battery individuals
Coworkers who should probably not stop by your desk
Snail enthusiasts (they exist, and they’re right)
Fans of quirky, dark humor and offbeat designs
Product features
- Microwave-safe for quick reheats
- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
- Durable white ceramic construction
- Comfortable C-handle and rounded rim
- 11oz capacity; lead- and BPA-free
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
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2-5 business days
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