The “COUCH New York” tote is a quiet parody of high-end branding, reimagined for those who know their true place is horizontal. Featuring a clean, minimalist design with a lounging figure and bold typography, this bag delivers understated humor with maximum relatability.
It’s the perfect everyday tote for errands, books, work, or carrying around your emotional support items… straight to the couch.
Product features
- Durable 100% polyester body (200 g/m²) — lightweight but strong
- Reinforced double-stitched handles for reliable carry
- Boxed corners provide extra internal space and structure
- Black inner stitching with transparent hem thread for a clean finish
- Available in three sizes with five handle color options; non-woven laminate interior
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
Shipping from United States
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