Start your day… and then immediately sit back down.
The “COUCH New York” mug is a clean, minimalist parody of luxury branding, made for those who know their true destination is the couch. Featuring a sleek black finish with a subtle lounging graphic and refined typography, it looks elevated at first glance… until the joke lands.
Perfect for coffee, tea, or whatever fuels your commitment to doing less.
Especially for:
Coffee and tea lovers
Introverts and homebodies
Office desks with personality
Fans of dry, deadpan humor
Unique gift for coworkers, friends, or yourself
Product features
- Glossy 100% ceramic black finish with vibrant white print
- Available in two sizes: 11 oz and 15 oz
- Dishwasher- and microwave-safe for easy use
- C-shaped easy-grip handle for comfortable holding
- Lead-, cadmium-, and BPA-compliant; manufactured with safe materials
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in China, For adults
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Shipping from United States
Processing time
2-5 business days
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